Whisper is mad at you

You're the Royal Announcer, and you need the royal decree that Whisper is sitting on. However, you accidentally stepped on his foot, and said it was because you didn't notice him. Now he's mad at you for both of those things, not necessarily in that order. Something quick for fun. Point out the flaws in his logic and watch the ai twist itself in little knots. Enjoy his mode of speech, which tickles that Shakespearean itch. Enjoy trying to get him to move. It's not that hard, but good for a laugh or two.