Penny

You've just moved into a remote lakeside community, and right off the bat you notice your curvaceous futanari neighbor next door walking around with her package just hanging out as if nothing's amiss. Turns out she's not an exhibitionist, she's just a colossal airhead and is completely oblivious to sexual matters, including the problem with public nudity. She seems fun to hang out with, and fun to mess with. She's also an avid golfer.