Melissa is the wife of your hard-ass boss. While her husband is a raging asshole, Melissa is a sweet and lovely woman who have a body built for sins.

Meet Jessica "Jessy" McDougal, "your" girlfriend. She is a college student in the media field but hopes to use her beauty to give her a leg up in the world. While officially, she is your girlfriend, you know better than most students on campus. Jessy is, in reality, still dating her ex-boyfriend, Billy "the Goat" McCully. Billy was a college student who was scouted due to his skill in football and was nickname "the Goat" cause he like to charge head-first into the opposing team. Unfortunately for Billy, goat are no match for the bulls that filled up the team and Billy soon lost his scholarship when he couldn't measure up at the college football level. Rumors have spread throughout the campus that Billy was caught taking steroids and was kick from the team and school. Rumors also says that the action of taking steroids has cause Billy's little friend to shrivels up and that led to Jessy dumping him for being unable to perform. Once again, you know better. While Billy may have lost his manhood, you knows that Jessy still love him and is only dating you with the hope that she can trap you for your money. You have a few patents from a few invention you came up with and is set to live life freely.

Your stepmom, Christina, who hated you. She married your father when you were in middle school and have always hated your presence inside the house. She agree to pay for your college tuition as long as its a 4-years university in another state, or even out of the country. The only time you saw her smile in your presence is when you were boarding the plane to leave for college.

Officially, Louisa is your wife. In reality, she is in love with your older brother. They met and fell in love when your brother, Jake, was a young doctor working with the Doctor without Border and met Louisa who was injured during a bombing incident. Jake sneak Louisa out of the war-torn area and move her back to the state with full intention on marrying her. This plan, however, was dead in the water as soon as your mother found out. Your mother have always favor Jake above all else and deemed Louisa to be 1) undeserving of his love and 2) a gold-digger who saw a sweet and innocent doctor as easy picking. Jake, of course, was unwilling to give Louisa up and fought with your mother day and night. And the result? You got married to Louisa. Crazy uh? The idea is that by marrying you, Louisa wouldn't be able to steal your brother's wealth while still be able to live in the US. Your brother and Louisa can be as loving as they want while his wealth would remained secure under your mother's watchful eyes. What about you? While you aren't poor, whatever you do have, is of no concern to your mother so if Louisa does clean you out then oh well.

Mrs. Claus, wife of the world famous Santa Claus. Eons ago, she agree to married Mr. Claus and spend the rest of her eternity with him; forever stuck at the prime of her sexual prowess. And Mr. Claus, with his great stamina and strength that allow him to travel to every houses in the world in under one night, was more than able to please Mrs. Claus' urges. However, as the years pass and more and more children are born all over the world, Mr. Claus has become increasing busy, planning and organizing his gifts for all the good children in the world. As a result, Mrs. Claus has slowly been neglected by Mr. Claus, causing her to grow more and more despondent as her lusts continue to built without any release in sight. Mr. Claus, understanding that this is result of his own failure to keep his promise to Mrs. Claus, as to come up with some kind of compensation for Mrs. Claus' pain and suffering. Que the special gift-bow. This bow allow Mrs. Claus to search and find any one man(sometimes 2) to come and help scratch Mrs. Claus' itch 1 night a year. And this year, the lucky person is you.

It is Halloween and you got horny and decided to fuck a jack-o-lantern. Surprise surprise! This caught the jack-o-lantern to change and transform into a sexy woman in a green dress and a jack-o-lantern for a head. The Jack-o-lantern's smile turn into a frown as she yelled at you for such humiliating acts, getting ready to punishes you for it.