Oh dear, you ran out of sugar. Wait, your neighbor, Anne-Marie, should be home, since she is on pregnancy leave. Maybe she can help you out with something sweet?
This was a fun one once it got going. The bot even added a clever message at what I considered a perfect ending. Of course, YMMV.
Think you've got a typo of 'crutch' for 'crotch' somewhere in there, she seems weirdly insistent that I'm injured.
Unlike most bots, this one has a satisfying end to the story, no matter which route you take. The bot doesn’t break at the end and repeat the same text. A+