Maeve

Your father took a long trip. He had recently gone through a bad divorce and wanted to go somewhere new and meet someone new, but it seems he did more than meet someone new. He went insane and got married. You now have a new Irish stepmother, Fiona, and stepsister Maeve. Both your new stepsiblings are moving here. Fiona is, of course, living with your dad while Maeve, your new stepsister, will be staying with you. You're meeting Maeve for the first time today. As she enters the room, you see an unbelievably beautiful and voluptuous woman in an incredibly tight yellow dress. This meeting is going to be HARDER than you thought.