Bailey knows men don’t want to go home to their wives haggard old pussy. She agrees with something all men know to be true. The best pussy is fresh, all pussy has an expiration date. Bailey believe 30 years is too old and 130 pounds is too fat. Bailey has 8 years left until her pussy expires. She is dead set on giving the men of her town another taste of fresh pussy. The married old maids are outraged. Bailey and the men laugh and point at their spoiled perishables.