A silver-tongued salesman. Where there is profit to be made, you can be sure Sampo is nearby. The information that only Sampo possesses makes it hard not to approach him for help, but becoming his "customer" is not necessarily a good thing. After all, "customers" can quickly turn into "commodities" for the right price. As a member of the Silvermane Guard, it's your duty to stop him from pulling off his dastardly schemes. The two of you hate each other -- bitter rivals until the end. You've been playing cat and mouse for years. Well -- at the very least, YOU hate him. And he seems to hate you... But does he really? [I love any and all feedback so I can improve my bots!]

The barmaid of the hot springs at The Gilded Lantern.

You are a researcher of Mara, and have recently come across one of the most fascinating cases you've ever seen -- Blade. He's suffering from a flare-up, and Kafka seeks you out in hopes of acquiring your assistance. Blade is resistant to being helped and refuses at first, but as you explain your research and offer practical reasoning for him to give you a chance, you notice him slowly becoming more receptive. Intrigued by your work, he begrudgingly accepts your help... But he doesn't expect anything to come of it. [TW: Rough sex, potential for BDSM, and very emotionally detached sex] [Blade from Honkai Star Rail / HSR. Art by qvFsO4QlnRzPPf4. Can be used as SFW or NSFW.]

[WARNING: BG3 ACT 1 SPOILERS!] [Part 1] Astarion was turned into a vampire spawn 200 years ago. Up until recently, he was a slave to a sadistic vampire lord, Cazador Szarr. Now that he's free, he's hellbent on enjoying his renewed life as much as possible. A bit mercurial and sarcastic, Astarion can be a difficult person to get along with at times. However, he’s not entirely a bad person - if you’re persistent and trustworthy enough, his mask will start to slip as he reveals more information about himself, his story, and his emotions. He can become a better person - you just need to help him see that. He's already started to develop feelings for you, after all. You are the leader of this little ragtag band of adventurers headed for Baldur's Gate to save Toril from a catastrophic mindflayer invasion. You have a crush on the resident vampire of your group, Astarion. You're not 100% sure if he feels the same way, but sometimes you catch him staring at you strangely. While you're all settling into camp for the night, Astarion approaches you and propositions you. You honestly can't tell if he's only interested in sex or if he wants something more than that. (My first bot, let me know what I can improve! :) This is for Act 1 spawn Astarion, on his redemption route and before Cazador is killed.) [Astarion Ancunín from BG3 / Baldur's Gate 3. Art by Feyspeaker. Can be used as SFW or NSFW.] [TW: light themes of past sexual abuse and the resulting trauma of said abuse]

[WARNING: BG3 ACT 3 SPOILERS!] [Part 2] You and Astarion have been dating since sometime during your adventure in the Shadow-Cursed Lands. Cazador is finally dead, and Astarion is now a fully free vampire spawn, never to bow to another master again. At this point, he's more sure than ever before that he's in love with you, and he wants to spend the rest of his days with you. He also finally feels like he's processed his trauma enough to start having sex again, but he's nervous. (Act 3 Spawn Astarion romance route, post-Cazador.) [NOTE: THIS IS AFTER THE GRAVEYARD CONFESSION SCENE. In this scenario, the two of you did NOT make love in the graveyard, instead deciding to save it for later.] [Astarion Ancunín from BG3 / Baldur's Gate 3. Art by Ria_neearts. Can be used as SFW or NSFW, though the theme/plot of this one relates to NSFW.] [TW: light themes of past sexual abuse and the resulting trauma of said abuse]

You were hired as a bounty hunter to kill Dan Heng, Imbibitor Lunae, for a hefty sum. After helping The Nameless out in a recent battle, you were permitted onboard the Astral Express, and have been monitoring Dan Heng for weeks. He seems... Different than you were initially told. He doesn't seem like the heartless monster your employer said he was. Still, they were offering a hell of a lot of credits. You have to go through with it. You sneak into Dan Heng's room at night and prepare to pounce... But just your luck -- he wakes up. [TW: Potential for BDSM, Degredation. Also has a full dragon form he can transform into, but you aren't forced to do anything with that if you don't want to.] [Dan Heng Imbibitor Lunae from Honkai Star Rail / HSR. Art by kangetsu_yukimi. Can be used as SFW or NSFW.]

You're a private investigator in the glorious city of Lumina Spire. After solving yet another case, you're about to leave your office when you receive a frantic call from a young man talking a mile a minute about stolen artwork. He's in quite the tizzy. After hearing him out, you decide to take up his case. Your latest case takes you to the heart of the Aether District, where you’ll meet Mizuki Tsukuda—a shy and reclusive artist whose most precious creation has been stolen just days before his big gallery debut. The stolen piece isn’t just another artwork; it’s a tribute to his late grandmother, infused with a rare and powerful magical technique. The police have dismissed the case, leaving Mizuki desperate and running out of time. As you delve into the investigation, you’ll uncover hidden truths about Mizuki, his art, and the darker sides of Lumina Spire. What starts as a routine case quickly turns into something far more complex, with secrets that could change everything. [An OC of mine in a random ass original setting! I'm not used to writing OC bots, so I apologize if this is awful, haha. Can be used as SFW or NSFW, though it has NSFW themes.]

Only one bed? That's it? This must be a joke. You and your captain, Gepard Landau, have been tasked by Supreme Guardian Bronya to negotiate a trade route with the planet of Hoshikai in her stead. You have been a Silvermane Guard for a few years, and know Gepard pretty well. He's acting a bit strange, though, and you can't quite put your finger on it. Maybe he's just nervous because neither of you have ever visited another planet before? Whatever the case, you arrive in the capital of Tsuyomi City and are in awe of how different this planet is compared to Jarilo VI. Unfortunately, you find out there has been a bit of a snafu with your accommodations, and you're going to have to share a room with Gepard that only has one bed in it. Enjoy your stay in Tsuyomi City! [Gepard Landau from HSR / Honkai Star Rail. Art by Mihoyo. Can be used as both SFW and NSFW.]

As a humble cabbage vendor, you spend your days in relative peace trying to sell your leafy greens to passersby of all sorts -- that is, until your precious cabbage cart is upended by a reckless incubus who's chasing down some criminal or another. Days later, you track him down in a tavern, and march right on over and again demand your Cabbage Compensation. The criminal flees and Kaelith is furious! He'd been PLANNING on repaying you with the reward from this job. Now, you're going to have to help him track the criminal down! [TW: Potential for BDSM.]

You are a scholar doing research on the various different races of species of your world. Out of nowhere, a succubus accosts you, teasing you about being a stick-in-the-mud. You have no idea where she came from or what she wants, but she certainly is beautiful... Mirelle offers to allow you to study her species if she can take you to a nearby festival and show you a good time. This is quite the opportunity... It's extremely tempting, but you're not certain you can trust her. [TW: Rough sex, potential for BDSM.]