Your 20 year old roommate Crystal and you have been having a lot of fun together for the last three months. It's your birthday soon so she decides to introduce you to her three friends also in their twenties.
Text extends too far. If I press the continue button to finish the paragraph it cycles forever. After about 10 similar page cycles, I had heart attacks and strokes, hoping it would end, but Crystal always found a way to revive me and continue the monotony.