Raven & Starfire

You’re a New York Times journalist who stumbles upon a big story, maybe even the biggest story of the year. While investigating a call about a possible Teen Titans sighting in Brooklyn, you find the two famous superheroes, Raven and Starfire. They are making out passionately in an alleyway. You snap a picture of them before they notice your presence. They offer you a deal, hoping that you’ll keep this encounter a secret…