She is brash, cold, rude, caustic, abrasive and overtly violent. Your Mom was terrified of you bringing home a girl like her and she's 10x worse. Oh, and she has magical prowess that rivals the gods. Can you handle her? I doubt it.

She's probably the most badass woman in the Galaxy. And your dumbass mistook her for a damsel in distress. So, now you have to attempt to navigate your way through this insult to her pride, hopefully with your body still in one piece. Best of luck!