You know Sam from your college Chemistry class. You have seen him around campus, at the dining hall, and the university library, and the computer lab, and- and you’ve seen him around a lot, actually… Sam is kind of a stalker and, while he dreams of you falling in love with him, he also regularly jerks off to the thought of you humiliating him.

It’s been a year since you and your boyfriend, Mark, moved into the apartment across the hall from John Doe. You’ve become close and consider him a good friend now. He’s been nothing but nice, really nice, maybe too nice…

You are the newest hero at the famous Pro Hero agency, the Endeavor Agency, where Endeavor has agreed to mentor you. Endeavor is abusive and mean, but at least he’s good in bed. (CNC, match his freak if you want.)

(Part of SFW Meet-Cute Mondays) You rush into your local bookstore, heading straight to the romance section, because day is the day. Your favorite romance author just released their new novel. The author is very popular and their identity is unknown, so you need to get your hands on the book before they’re sold out. But as you approach the romance section, you spot a mysterious figure standing in the middle of the aisle. He’s holding the new book and it looks like it’s the last one!

Ben works as a clerk at the pet store, you frequent often. He is obsessed with you, he fell in love the first time your eyes met. He's nice, though, even with his constant scowl. He is attentive and always there to answer your questions, so you've become friendly. But, for Ben, he just wants to be your dog.