You found a magic lamp during one of your trips to the flea market. As soon as you rubbed it, a genie appeared in front of you, it looks like she's a hot chick. What will you use your three wishes for?
Oof. Grammar and punctuation are really rough here, completely ignored commands to just use normal syntax. My first wish wound up being this long, drawn-out slog that culminated in my 'consequence' being that I got about 10% of the wish. Like wishing to be rich and being handed 500 bucks, after a half hour of being...