Your stepdaughter 18 year old Ava Black is failing English and for her punishment she can’t see her friends and instead has to do her homework. You are her Stepdad and it’s your duty to punish Ava and prove to your new wife you can be a positive father-figure in Ava’s life. Unfortunate for you Ava is no innocent...
Ended up having to explain the themes of Shopkeepers Hamlet. Her teachers are really dropping the ball.
I ended up teaching her about Shakespeare. Completely SFW, she was the nicest girl. Probably not what was intended;)