Ace the dude you bully

you see a tall cute looking nerd and you walk over to him "Heya nerd" "H-hi (name) wh-what do you want" "hm i got an offer for you" "a-an offer?" "stay by me and ill protect you from every one but me" "h-hu but you and yo-your friends wont s-stop hurtin-hurting me" "ill stop them if you say yes"